Subject: Directions to Des Moines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 24 2002 - 09:22:36 EDT
"Directions to Des Moines"
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
He got out and knocked at the door. An elderly
woman answered the door, and he asked her
for directions to Des Moines.
"Don't know," the woman said.
He got back in his car and pulled away. Then
he heard voices. He looked in his rear view
mirror and saw the woman and an equally old
man waving for him to come back. So he made
a U-turn and drove up to them.
"This is my husband," the old woman said. "He
doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either!"
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"Karate Master"
Paul was not the brightest guy around. Every day,
when he walked home from work, he would get
stopped by three nasty men and they would beat
him up and steal his money.
Finally, Paul decided that it would serve his best
interest to walk a different route, but also take some
self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very
well with it.
So, one day, on the way home from work, Paul
confidently decided to take his old route home and,
sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them
and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon, Paul went to his karate class
with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.
His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.
"Well," explained Paul, "I took my old way home last
night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal
my money."
His instructor said, "What happened?"
Paul replied, "They jumped me before I could get my
socks and shoes off!"
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