Subject: Lighthouses
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 24 2002 - 09:10:54 EDT
"Dead Mother"
A man and his blonde wife are relaxing at home
when the phone rings. She answers and within
a minute is sobbing. After she hangs up, her
hubby gently holds her and asks what's wrong.
She replies that her mother has died. He finally
gets her calmed down and the phone rings again.
She answers and starts crying again. She turns
to her hubby and manages to choke out, 'Honey,
it's my sister and you won't believe this, but her
mother died, too!'
*********************
"Lighthouses"
I live in Texas. I have two friends that are blonde
and sisters. One day, they approached me and
asked where the lighthouses were.
When I tried to probe a little bit, I was told, "Yeah,
they're good paying jobs and have lots of ads in
the paper, but we don't know where the lighthouses
are to apply."
I told them, There are no lighthouses in Texas.
Let me see that newspaper."
Sure enough, there were ads for . . . "Light
Housekeeping needed. Apply in person."
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