Subject: Vase
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 22 2002 - 06:14:11 EDT
"Vase"
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking
down the street and pass a flower shop where
the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying
flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is
buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You
don't like getting flowers?"
The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he
always has expectations after giving me flowers,
and I just don't feel like spending the next three days
on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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