Subject: The "Forwarder's" 12 Step Program
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 22 2002 - 06:13:13 EDT
The "Forwarder's" 12 Step Program -
Everyone Say It With Me...
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my
mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do
forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's
Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward
my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies
from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else
if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail
NEVER-EVER!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program,
and I am not Silly enough to think that someone will send
me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in England collecting anything! He did when he
was 7 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old
and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or
GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government DOES NOT have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if
passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every
e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately
after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease for
every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red
Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending
things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe
in Jesus Christ. If G~d wants to send me a message, I
believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up
a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and
send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full
moon or all of your hair will fall out, a mole in the shape of an
eggplant will grow on the tip of your nose, you will surely be
constipated for the next three months.
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