Subject: A Lawyer's Club
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 29 2002 - 19:58:41 EDT
"Three Questions"
A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired
about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your
third question?"
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"A Lawyer's Club"
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by
mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for
their lives. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got out
with $25 between us."
"I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!" the boss
screamed. "We had over $100 when we broke IN!"
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"The Plumber's Bill"
A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called
a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did
mysterious plumber-type things for a while,
and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I
don't even make that much as a lawyer!"
The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I
when I was a lawyer."
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