Subject: Marriage & Mirage
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun May 26 2002 - 19:18:52 EDT
"Marriage & Mirage"
Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian
Anderson book.
"Miss Figpot?" Little Johnny asked, "Does
m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?"
"No, Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But it should."
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"Homework"
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football
practice. Would you please do my homework
for me?"
Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it
just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "At least
you could try, right?"
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"Good Manners"
A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom
with dirty hands. She stopped him and said,
"Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness,
what would you say if I came into the room with
hands like that?"
With a smile the boy replied, "I think I'd be too
polite to mention it."
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