Subject: Poor Yourself A Stiff One
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 22 2002 - 09:01:51 EDT
"Poor Yourself A Stiff One"
Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today
that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cols as a power
beverage suitable for use "as is," or a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will
now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this
a "soft drink." This additive gives new meaning to
the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashion stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
of "Mount And Do."
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