Prison Pick Up Lines

Subject: Prison Pick Up Lines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 22 2002 - 08:57:43 EDT

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"Prison Pick Up Lines"

"Damn, you are sexy in stripes."

"Is that a zip-gun carefully carved out of
a piece of discarded metal found on the
floor of the prison license-plate manufacturing
shop in your pocket, or are you just glad to
see me?"

"You know, normally I don't give in the first
30 seconds, but I guess I'm a sucker for
sheer muscle mass."

"Nice teeth. They'd look so much better
on my the floor of my cell."

"Who wants to marry a multiple murderer?"

"I've been watching you from across the
yard for awhile now, and I knew if I didn't
work up the courage to just walk over here
and ask you to be my bitch, I might regret
it for the rest of my life."

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