Subject: Home Improvement
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun May 05 2002 - 11:11:34 EDT
"Hunting"
A man was visiting his elderly neighbor and
was given a tour of his home. In the den was
a stuffed lion. The neighbor asked, "When did
you bag him?"
The old man said proudly, "That was three
years ago, when I went hunting with my
ex-wife."
"What's he stuffed with?" asked the neighbor.
"My ex-wife," replied the old man.
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"Home Improvement"
Jane went to the bank and applied for a loan.
"I want a loan, I'm going to divorce my husband."
"Oh, we don't give loans for divorces" the manager
says "We make loans for appliances, automobiles,
businesses, home improvements...."
Jane interrupts and says "Well, this is certainly a
'Home Improvement.'
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