Subject: Buying Condoms
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat May 04 2002 - 22:03:59 EDT
"Buying Condoms"
A deaf-mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist,
and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated,
the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his
member on the counter, and plunks his money
down next to it.
The pharmacist looks at him for a moment, then
unzips his pants, and does the same as the deaf
mute. He then picks up both bills, stuffs them in his
pocket, and zips back up. Exasperated, the deaf mute
begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to
lose, you shouldn't bet!"
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