Subject: Eye Surgery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat May 04 2002 - 02:47:41 EDT
"Warning"
A man is laying on the operating table, about
to be operated on by his son, the surgeon.
The father says, "Son, think of it this way ...
If anything happens to me, your mother is
coming to live with you."
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"Eye Surgery"
While my friend was working as a receptionist
for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed
up to her desk.. "Someone stole my wig while I
was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.
"I assure you that no one on my staff would have
done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it
was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing
was cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "that means
your cataract operation was a success."
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