Subject: Cab Driver
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat May 04 2002 - 02:44:47 EDT
"Cab Driver"
The driver screamed, lost control of the car,
nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk,
and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever
do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't
realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, it's
not really your fault. Today is my first day as
a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the
last 25 years."
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"Sandwiches"
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained
to his secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell anything. I
asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way
back from lunch, and I'm not sure he'll even remember
to come back."
Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George.
"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted.
"While I was at lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who
hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well,
we got to talking and he gave me this half-million
dollar order!"
"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary.
"I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."
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