Subject: The Bear Song
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 22 2002 - 19:35:50 EST
"Swearing"
The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of
language. Where did you hear it?"
"My daddy said it," he responded.
"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "you
don't know what it means."
"I do, too," Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car
won't start."
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"The Bear Song"
A young boy attended his first Sunday School
class and he was relating the events of the day
to his mother. "We sang a song about a bear,"
he proudly said.
"You sang a song about a bear?" His mother
asked.
"Yes," he piped up. "We sang a song about
a bear that was cross-eyed."
His mother blinked. "You sang a song about
a bear that was cross-eyed?" she asked,
wondering what this had to do with Sunday
School.
"Uh-huh. We sang a song about a bear that
was cross-eyed and his name was Gladly,"
her son explained.
His mother pressed. "What do you mean?"
With a big smile, he said, "We sang 'Gladly,
the Cross-eyed Bear.'"
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