Subject: Balloons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 13 2002 - 15:39:49 EST
"Balloons"
A nanny was in her room changing when the
4 year old boy she was keeping walked in on
her.
"What are those?" he said pointing to her chest.
She quickly replied, "They're balloons." The
little boy then said, "Well what are they for?"
After thinking about it nanny said, "When you
die you blow them up and they get you to heaven."
The little boy seemed satisfied and he left.
Two weeks later he came running into the kitchen.
"Mommy! Mommy! Nanny is dying."
"Why would you say such a thing, Tommy?"
"Because Daddy is upstairs blowing up her
balloons, and she is yelling, 'Oh, Lord, I'm
coming!'"
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