Subject: The Prescription
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 13 2002 - 15:39:20 EST
"The Prescription"
A very nervous man, accompanied by his
nagging wife, was examined by a doctor.
After checking the chart, he nodded and
wrote the man a prescription for a powerful
tranquilizer.
The man asked, "How often do I take these."
"Let's start off with once every six hours. But
they're not for you." replied the doctor. "They're
for your wife."
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"The Last Request"
Father O'Grady was saying his good byes to the
parishioners after his Sunday morning service
as he always does when Mary Clancey came
up to him in tears. "What's bothering you so,
dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady.
"Oh, Father, I've got terrible news" replied Mary.
"Well what is it, Mary?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night,
Father."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell
me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down
the gun...'.."
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