Subject: New Hairdo
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 08 2002 - 06:55:53 EST
"New Hairdo"
Porky, a "with-it" teenage boy continually challenges
his rather conservative father by wanting to have his
ears pierced or his hair cut or dyed in an unusual
way. His Dad always adamantly refuses to buckle
under to pressure and constant begging of his son.
One day, out of the 'clear blue' Porky asks, "Dad,
would it be okay if I had S-T-U-D shaved into the
back of my head?"
The father, shocked, thought it over and calmly replied...
"Sure! But *only* if you add a -Y to the end of it."
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"Hard Man"
A schoolteacher injured his back and had to wear
a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of the term, still with the cast under
his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he
opened the window as wide as possible and then
busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took
the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no discipline problems with any of his
students that term.
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