Subject: Wishful Thinking
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 07 2002 - 10:51:08 EST
"Wishful Thinking"
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get
pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his
nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the
trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The
driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull
you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and
he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around
to the passenger side and taps on the window.The
passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say, "I wish that sucker would've tried
that stuff with me!"
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