Subject: Drunk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 28 2002 - 15:15:59 EDT
"Drunk"
The car sped off the highway, went through the
guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree
and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing
motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident,
helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of
the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from
his suit. "What the hell do you think I am -- a
bloody stunt driver?"
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