Subject: Letter Home From School
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 28 2002 - 15:14:55 EDT
"Letter Home From School"
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of
friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my
$tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need,
$o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a
card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and
oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an
hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the
pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you
can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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"College Help"
A kid called up his mum from his college and asked
her for some money, because he ran out of it. Mum
said, "Sure, sweetie. Mum will send you some money.
You also left your calculus book here when you visited
2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." Responded the kid. So Mum
wrapped the book along with the checks up in a
package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post
office to mail the money and the book. When she got
back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the
boy this time? Mum said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one
for $20, and the other for $1000 out to him"
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"
"Don't worry, hon," Mum said, kissed Dad on the
on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to
the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one
somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!"
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