Subject: Company Slogans
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jun 28 2002 - 13:52:29 EDT
"Riding The Bus"
While riding the bus, my mother noticed a
young man, who was holding onto the same
pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said,
"Excuse me. This is my stop."
Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was
confused. "Well," she said, "go ahead."
"And this is my pole," he said.
My mother was completely perplexed until
the young man added, "I just bought it at the
hardware store to hold up my shower curtain."
And with that, he picked up his pole and
carried it off the bus.
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"Company Slogans"
A professor was giving a lecture on company
slogans in a college advertising and marketing
class.
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan,
'Come fly the friendly skies'?"
"United." Joe answered.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has
the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card
company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company uses the
slogan, 'Just do it'?"
And John answered, "Mum."
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