Subject: Of Mice and Film
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 18 2002 - 07:52:07 EDT
"Of Mice and Film"
Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and
are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other
chewing.
"What did you find?" he asks.
"I am not sure," comes the answer. "It looks like
a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let
me see... Ah, yes. It is from 'Gone with the Wind'."
"And how is it?"
"Nothing much. The book was better."
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"Milk"
One day a farmer died. His elderly widow was always
bedridden and very depressed. Their son tried
everything he could think of to cheer her up but
nothing worked. He spoke to the doctor and was
told a shot of whiskey would perk her up some and
should be given to her nightly. This would make it
easier for her to sleep at night and should make
her better humored each day that passed.
But the son knew his mother didn't believe in liquor.
So the doctor told him to put it in her food or drink.
So the boy went home and put the whiskey in
her milk. That night she slept like a baby and woke
up feeling wonderful. Each evening she had her shot
of whiskey and milk and woke the following morning
feeling more and more cheerful.
When the boy suggested one day that they sell the
farm and move closer to the city, his mother said,
"Son, you can do anything you want to, but DON'T
SELL THAT COW!"
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