Subject: Mother Nature & Golf
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 18 2002 - 07:47:36 EDT
"Mother Nature & Golf"
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They
tee off and one drive goes to the right and one
drive goes to the left.
The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups.
She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at
the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but
in the process she hacks the hell out of the
buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She
blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her
and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the
way you treated my buttercups. From now on,
you won't be able to stand the taste of butter.
Each time you eat butter you will become
physically ill to the point of total nausea." The
mystery woman then disappears as quickly
as she appeared.
Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband, "Hey,
where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows."
The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!
DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"
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