Subject: Reasons For Being American, Canadian
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 05 2002 - 09:39:07 EDT
"Top 10 Reasons For Being American"
1. You can have a woman president without
electing her
2. You can spell colour wrong and get away
with it
3. You can call Budweiser beer
4. You can be a crook and still be president
5. If you've got enough money you can get
elected to do anything
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun
7. You can invent a new public holiday every
year
8. You can play golf in the most hideous
clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met
"buddy"
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on
earth.
11. When you're not.
12. At all.
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"Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian"
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the
US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year,
outdoors.
4. Only country to successfully invade the US
and burn its capital to the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over
fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot
and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US
and burn its capital to the ground.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and
cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US
and burn its capital to the ground
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