Subject: Real Bartender
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 04 2002 - 14:07:18 EDT
"Real Bartender"
A small boy and a small girl were want to do
something to become as 'adult-looking' as
possible. So the boy suggested playing
"Nightclub." He set up a small 'bar' with glasses
and a pitcher of Kool Aide and began to feed
the young lady drinks one after the other. Pretty
soon, the young lady inquires of the 'bartender',
"Do you have a Ladies room I can use?"
Perplexed, the boy-bartender replied, "Er..
sure. Over there, behind that big tree."
The girl goes behind the big tree, squats and
peeks back to the bartender only to find out
that he is also peeking at her. She calls
out to him, "Would you like to see it?"
The boy enthusiastically nods yes so the girl
flashes him a peek.
Then she says, "Would you like to kiss it?"
He says, "Heck NO! I'm not a real bartender,
you know...."
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