Subject: G~d on Oral Sex
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 29 2002 - 02:30:39 EDT
"G~d on Oral Sex"
After having been commissioned by G~d to take
a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St.
Peter now stood before his boss ready to present
his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" G~d
asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people
are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs,
alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom
and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession
with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the
population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists
recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic
proportions.
"Hmmm," G~d said thoughtfully, "Do you have any
recommendations as to what should be done to put
an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth
who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message
should tell them exactly what will happen to them on
Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity."
replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," G~d stated, "but I think
that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex,
we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's
send a letter that's personally signed by me to each
one of these good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
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Hmmm...You didn't get the letter either, huh??
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