Subject: Little Johnny & Grandma
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jul 24 2002 - 07:08:12 EDT
"Little Johnny & Grandma"
Little Johnny was sitting in his bedroom feeling really
depressed. In walked his dad and asked, "What's up
son?"
Johnny replied, "Dad, I really need to get laid. I'm
really horny!"
With that the father pulled $100 from his wallet and
said, "Hear you go son, go in to town tonight and
have a good time."
"Great!" said the boy and off he went.
The next day Little Johnny is in his room feeling good.
In walks the old man again and asks, "How did you
do last night?"
Little Johnny answers, "Hey dad, I got laid last night
and I've still got the $100."
"Wow son, how did you manage that?" his father
asked with interest.
"Well," said the boy, "I went in to town like you told
me and I met grandma there and told her what I
was up to and she took me to her place and fixed
me up."
The father's jaw dropped and he shouted, "What!
You screwed my mother!?"
Little Johnny said, "Why not Dad? You screw mine!"
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