Triplets Talk

Subject: Triplets Talk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 23 2002 - 10:04:59 EDT

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"Triplets Talk"

A woman conceived and the egg divided
into three. A few months passed and as
the triplets formed, one turned to the others
and said, "When I get outta here, I'm gonna
be an electrician. It's dark in here. I want
some light!"

One of the others said, "I'm gonna be a
plumber when I get out. It's too wet in here!"

After a while the third one spoke up. "I'm
gonna be a greenskeeper when I get out
and, when I do, I'm gonna kill that frigging
gopher that keeps banging into us!"

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