Subject: Sign Of The Times
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 13 2002 - 02:29:29 EDT
"Trivial Pursuit"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn, so she rolled the dice and
landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it
on or off?"
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"Sign Of The Times"
Over the years, my husband and I have
usually managed to decode the cute but
confusing gender signs sometimes put
on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys
and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.),
but every so often we get stumped.
Recently my husband Dave wandered off
in search of the men's room and found
himself confronted by two marked doors.
One was labeled "Bronco," and the other
was designated "Cactus."
Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant
employee passing by. "Excuse me; I need
to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing
toward the doors, he asked, "Which one
should I use?"
"Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the
employee said, pointing to a door down the hall
marked 'Men'. Bronco and Cactus are private
dining rooms."
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