Longer Soft

Subject: Longer Soft
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 13 2002 - 02:25:35 EDT

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"Longer Soft"

Sam and Abe, now in their late seventies, first
met in the second grade in a school on the lower
East Side of New York. Their relationship now is
one of playing pinochle, playing jokes and making
bets.

Sam calls Abe and says, "I got a bet for you: I bet
you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A
thousand dollars!" Abe says,

"How can that be? If you knew anything about
biology, you ..."

Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture.
Mine is longer soft than yours is hard, ...one
thousand dollars, ...yes or no!!"

Abe says, "Okay, okay, I'll take your bet! How long
is yours soft?"

Sam says, "Eleven years!"

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