Subject: Mountain Vacation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 28 2002 - 02:54:53 EST
"Mountain Vacation"
Two young lovers go up to the mountains
for a romantic winter vacation. When they
get there, the guy goes out to chop some
wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey,
my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put
them here between my thighs and that will
warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some
more wood and comes back and says again,
"Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says
again, "Well, put them here between my thighs
and warm them up." He does, and again that
warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop
some wood to get them through the night. When
he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are
really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud,
don't your ears ever get cold?"
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