Subject: That's One Wild Preacher
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 28 2002 - 02:54:31 EST
"Quick Spelling"
Christmas Break was over and the teacher was
asking the class about their vacations. She
turned to little Johnny and asked what he did
over the break.
"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney,
Pennsylvania," he replied.
"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,"
the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how
you spell that?"
Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You know,
come to think of it, we went to Ohio."
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"That's One Wild Preacher"
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel
mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly
about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he
went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up
in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it
again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the
third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered,
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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