Subject: My Mother Is....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 19 2002 - 02:44:43 EST
"My Mother Is...."
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the
class what their parents did for a living.
One little girl said her father was a doctor,
another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood
up and said, "My mom's a whore."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off
to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes
later, he returned.
So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal
what you said in class?"
Johnny said, "Yes."
"Well, what did the principal say?"
"He said that every job is important in our
economy, gave me an apple and asked for
my phone number."
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