Subject: Collective Nouns For Doctors
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 19 2002 - 02:44:11 EST
"Surgeon"
Patient: "During my operation, Nurse, I heard
the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset
me very much."
Nurse: "What word was that?"
Patient: "Oops!"
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"New Nurse"
A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was
yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why
is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes
to call the shots around here."
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"Collective Nouns For Doctors"
A Spread of Gynecologists
A Buttload of Proctologists
A Supporting Cast of Orthopedists
A Hive of Allergists
A Press of Dental Hygienists
A Carvery of Surgeons
A Golf-cart of Private-physicians
A Growth of Oncologists
A Vision of Optometrists
An Insanity of Psychologists
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