Subject: Simple Question
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 13 2002 - 02:25:58 EST
"Fill 'er up!!!"
A man driving in Southern Indiana, heading for
Kentucky, saw a sign that read:
"LAST CHANCE FOR $1.25 GAS!!!"
He still had more than a quarter of a tank left,
but figured he'd better take advantage of this
opportunity to fill-up his tank.
As he was getting his change from the attendant,
he asked, "How much is gas in Kentucky?"
The man replied, "A buck 19."
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"Simple Question"
Dr Gordon was a guest at a chic gathering, and his
hostess naturally broached the subject in which he
was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked,
"how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody
who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask
him a simple question which everyone should
answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts
you on the right track."
"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made
three trips around the world and died during one
of them. Which one?' "
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