Subject: Medical Coverage
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 12 2002 - 06:33:51 EST
"Medical Coverage"
"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have some bad news
for you," the doctor told his anxious patient,
"You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next
several minutes...
Regaining his composure, he apologetically
told his physician that he had no medical
insurance -- "I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"OK," said the doctor, "Let's make it a year."
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"Water Pills"
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that
he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor
examines him, leaves the room and comes
back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a
big glass of water when you get up. Take the
blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch.
Then just before going to bed, take the red pill
with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the
man stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly
what's my problem?"
Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."
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