Subject: The Sin Of Lust
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 07 2002 - 02:50:48 EST
"The Sin Of Lust"
This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said,
forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the young man replied.
"Tell me about it," the priest said.
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a
deliveryman for UPS. Yesterday I was making a
delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I
rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the
most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had
long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was
dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her
perfect figure. And, she asked if I would like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how
I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You
will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward
might be?" the guy asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be
appropriate, you jackass."
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