Subject: Elementary School Excuse Notes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jan 05 2002 - 10:08:41 EST
"Actual Elementary School Excuse Notes"
10. "Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday,
and she did not bring him to school because
Jerry couldn't remember where the school was."
9. "Ronnie would not finish his work last night.
He said his brain was too tired of spelling."
8. "Eric hurt his knee in a karate tournament over
the weekend. He won his age group, but was in
too much pain to do his math assignment."
7. "Amy did not do her homework last night
because we went out to a party and did not get
home until late. If she is tired, please let her sleep
during recess time."
6. "Henry stayed home because he had a stomach
ache from eating too much frosting."
5. "It was my fault Mike did not do his math
homework last night. His pencil broke and we
do not have a pencil sharpener at home."
4. "Scott didn't practice last night because he lost
his tooth in the mouthpiece of his trumpet."
3. "Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep
on the bus and was taken back to the bus yard."
2. "Cody was absent yesterday because we were
out bowling until 2am."
1. "Tommy wasn't in school yesterday because he
thought it was Saturday."
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