Subject: Presidential Memoirs
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Jan 04 2002 - 19:32:50 EST
"Presidential Memoirs"
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs,
and Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for two people who for eight
years couldn't remember anything.
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"House Rules"
A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the
night by his wife who whispers, "I think there's
a thief in the house."
"Not in the House," her husband says. "Perhaps
in the Senate, my dear, but not in the House."
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"A Robber"
Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing
a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed
man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your
money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied,
"You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
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