Subject: Mouse Hunt
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 28 2002 - 07:45:07 EST
"Mouse Hunt"
A husband and wife were screwing up a storm,
after which the husband headed to the bathroom
to clean up.
He was halfway down the hallway when his 6
year old son also stepped into the hallway and
was shocked to see his old man standing there
wearing nothing more than a condom.
The boy pointed at his father's penis and asked,
"Dad, what are you doing?"
The father not wanting to explain about sex or
birth control started with a nonsense story,
"Son, I'm trying to catch a mouse."
The boy still in shock asked, "Er... What are
ya gonna do when ya catch it... screw it???"
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