Subject: Keeping The Man Happy!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Feb 22 2002 - 19:35:05 EST
"Keeping The Man Happy!"
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her
mother bake biscuits in the kitchen.
"Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so
happy after all these years of marriage?"
The mother promptly threw a wad of biscuit dough
on the floor, hikes up her dress, and squats down,
picking the dough up with her snatch. "Practice this
and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man
will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.
Therefore, the girl practiced and practiced until her
wedding night. While her anxious husband waited
for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy
negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened
the can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee,
and squatted over the dough, letting out a thunderous
blow of gas as she did so.
Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and
backed away.
"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.
He replied, "Darn, woman!" as he stepped further
away. "If that thing barks like that for a biscuit, I sure
as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"
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