Subject: How to Get a Pet
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Feb 10 2002 - 10:45:24 EST
"50 Years After The Date"
Bill and Mary were married for 50 years
and decided they wanted to renew their
vows and planned a second wedding.
They were discussing the details with
their friends. Mary wasn't going to wear
a traditional bridal gown and she started
describing the dress she was planning to
wear. One of her friends asked what color
shoes she had to go with the dress. Mary
replied, "Silver."
At that point, Bill chimed in, "Yep silver - to
match her hair."
Shooting a glaring look at Bill's bald spot,
Mary's friend sweetly said, "So Bill, I guess
you are going barefoot."
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"How to Get a Pet"
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in
our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one
woman's foot, the end of my tie got caught
beneath her heel.
Unaware of my predicament, she stood up
and started toward the mirror. For a few seconds,
I found myself crawling along the floor beside her,
trying to get her attention.
"Look, Martha," her friend said. "he wants to go
home with you!"
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