Subject: Customary Charges
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Feb 09 2002 - 20:41:32 EST
"Customary Charges"
An optometrist was instructing a new employee
on how to charge a customer:
"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how
much they cost, you say '$75.' ...
If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the frames.
The lenses will be $50.'...
If his eyes still don't flutter, you add ...'Each.'
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"High Blood Pressure"
When a physician remarked on a new
patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion,
he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It
comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" the
doctor asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's
family."
"Oh, come now," said the doctor, "How
could your wife's family give you high
blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em
sometime, Doc!"
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