Subject: Quotes From Sports Commentators
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 06 2002 - 22:24:26 EST
"Quotes From Sports Commentators"
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
this morning and it was amazing."
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her
mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely
unique, except for the one behind it which
is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries
and deaths in boxing - but none of them
serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I
should think we can expect the same thing
again."
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all
over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977,
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge
president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There
goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening
his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons
Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that,
before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them, oh my G~d! What
have I just said?"
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