Subject: Helpful Solutions
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Feb 06 2002 - 22:23:57 EST
"Helpful Solutions"
"I had the strangest dream last night," a man
was telling his psychiatrist.
"I saw my mother, but when she turned around
to look at me, I noticed that she had your face.
And you can imagine, I found this very disturbing,
and in fact I woke up immediately, and couldn't
get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting
for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a
Coke, and came right over here for my appointment.
I thought you could help me explain the meaning of
this strange dream."
The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before
responding: "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"
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"Three Monsters"
A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about
his dreams.
"Every night," the man said, "I dream that
these three hideous monsters are sitting
on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can
cure you of this problem. But the treatment
will be costly. I charge $200 per weekly
session and it may take a couple of years
to solve your problem."
"Two hundred dollars per session!" the man
gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters,
Doctor. I think I'll go home and try to make friends
with them!"
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