Subject: Traffic Stops
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 16:10:55 EST
"A Second Offense"
Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at
well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by
a State Trooper's position...
Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull
the young female driver over and he asked to
see her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, "It stipulates
here on your license that you should be wearing
glasses."
"Well, I have contacts," the woman replied.
"Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped
the officer. "You're getting a ticket."
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"Traffic Stop"
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure
when he was stopped by a state trooper.
"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm
going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the
trooper shoo away several flies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper
complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the
farmer. "Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's butt, would
you?" the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I wouldn't," the farmer replied. "But you
just can't fool them flies."
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