Subject: No Luck With Ladies...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 16:07:32 EST
"No Luck With Ladies..."
A man walked into a therapist's office looking
very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me.
I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck
with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I
just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You
just need to work on your self-esteem. Each
morning, I want you to get up and run to the
bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are
a good person, a fun person, and an
attractive person. But say it with real
conviction. Within a week you'll have women
buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice
and walked out of the office a bit excited.
Three weeks later he returned with the same
downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks
I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my
life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied.
"My wife does."
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