Subject: Get Married?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 16 2002 - 02:32:03 EST
"Get Married?"
Arthur took his college roommate, Samuel, home
for Christmas, and after dinner, spoke to his father,
"Dad, I need to tell you something. Samuel and
I want to get married, and we'd like your blessing."
Arthur's father practically exploded, his face
turned red, and was literally speechless for ten
minutes. When he finally regained his composure,
he replied,
"Arthur, you CANNOT marry Samuel!!! For
Christ's sake, Arthur... He's... He's Jewish!"
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