Subject: The Perfect Husband
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 16 2002 - 02:31:09 EST
"A Diplomat And A Lady"
What's the difference between a diplomat
and a lady? {To be read with the moral
framework from the 60s.} Well...
The diplomat:
- if he says yes, he means maybe;
- if he says maybe, he means no;
- if he says no, he's not a real diplomat
The lady:
- if she says no, she means maybe;
- if she says maybe, she means yes;
- if she says yes, she's not a real lady
However, the joke does not tell what happens
when the diplomat is a lady...
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"The Perfect Husband"
There are several men in the locker room of a
private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell
phone that was on one of the benches rings.
A man picks it up and the following conversation
ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you
are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely
gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that
much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the 2003 at a really good price ... and since
we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last
year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and... I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning, and I saw the house we had
looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember?
The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park
area, beach front property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid
$420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!!
I love you!!!"
"Bye... I do, too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and
raises his hand while holding the phone and asks
to all those present:
"Er... Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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