Subject: Painful Side
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Dec 08 2002 - 02:13:19 EST
"Painful Side"
At Sunday School they were teaching how G~d
created everything, including human beings. Little
Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed
especially interested when they told him how Eve
was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying
down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny
what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife."
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"More Fun"
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy
suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've
decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us," the mother said, "But
what made you decide to be a minister?"
"Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church
on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more
fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen."
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