Subject: The Twins. . .
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 05 2002 - 10:54:11 EST
"The Twins. . ."
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they
turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up
back at his apartment. He makes love to one,
and then starts to work on the other. He realizes
that the first one might get bored watching, so
he her asks what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd
love to play your trombone."
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the
guy's apartment building. One of the girls says,
"Let's stop up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember
us?"
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